Fri Apr 17 2026

7:00 PM - 10:30 PM

Jazz Cafe

5 Parkway Camden Town London NW1 7PG

Jazz Cafe

5 Parkway Camden Town London NW1 7PG

£49.31

Ages 18+

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Enjoy a view overlooking the stage from our mezzanine restaurant.
 
Standing tickets also available. CLICK HERE to book. 
 
A cult hero of UK hip-hop with a pen as sharp as his humour and a live show that’s earned its reputation the hard way.

Now celebrating 15 years of Constant Dikestar — a modern classic of UK hip-hop and a defining High Focus Records release — Dirty Dike returns with a set built on blunt-force punchlines, brutal honesty and unmistakable charisma.

Expect punchlines that land like bricks, stories that feel uncomfortably real, and a crowd that knows every word.

No half measures. No polite edges. Just pure Dirty Dike: loud, human, hilarious and painfully sharp.

CLICK HERE to see a detailed seat map of the restaurant.
 
This event is strictly 18+ with ID required on arrival at the venue.

The Jazz Cafe presents
Dirty Dike (Constant Dikestar 15th Anniversary) - Restaurant

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AVAILABILITY: HIGH - LOW

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limit 10 per person
TABLE ONE (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWO (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Standing tickets also available - see Event Info. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE THREE (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Standing tickets also available - see Event Info. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE FOUR (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE SIX (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Standing tickets also available - see Event Info. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TEN (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Standing tickets also available - see Event Info. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWELVE (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. Some guests may find their view slightly restricted.
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE FOURTEEN (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: This table offers bar-style seating that has a restricted view of the stage. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE FIFTEEN (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. Some guests may find their view slightly restricted.
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE SIXTEEN (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. Some guests may find their view slightly restricted.
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE SEVENTEEN (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. Some guests may find their view slightly restricted.
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE EIGHTEEN (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: This table offers bar-style seating that has a restricted view of the stage. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWENTY (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWENTY ONE (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWENTY TWO (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWENTY THREE (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
RESTAURANT BAR ONE (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: This table offers bar-style seating that has a restricted view of the stage. Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
RESTAURANT BAR TWO (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
RESTAURANT BAR THREE (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)

Delivery Method

eTickets

Terms & Conditions

This event is 18 and over. Any ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 18 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund.

• Everyone who comes to the venue must carry a valid form of ID. We only accept passports/national I.Ds and driving licenses.
• Please note that restaurant reservations include a non-refundable deposit of £20 per person, which is redeemed against your bill on the evening.
• Some tables offer bar-style seating whilst some may have a restricted view of the stage for certain guests. Please check the table notes underneath the table number for further info.
The Jazz Cafe presents

Dirty Dike (Constant Dikestar 15th Anniversary) - Restaurant

Fri Apr 17 2026 7:00 PM - 10:30 PM

Jazz Cafe London

£49.31 Ages 18+

Enjoy a view overlooking the stage from our mezzanine restaurant.
 
Standing tickets also available. CLICK HERE to book. 
 
A cult hero of UK hip-hop with a pen as sharp as his humour and a live show that’s earned its reputation the hard way.

Now celebrating 15 years of Constant Dikestar — a modern classic of UK hip-hop and a defining High Focus Records release — Dirty Dike returns with a set built on blunt-force punchlines, brutal honesty and unmistakable charisma.

Expect punchlines that land like bricks, stories that feel uncomfortably real, and a crowd that knows every word.

No half measures. No polite edges. Just pure Dirty Dike: loud, human, hilarious and painfully sharp.

CLICK HERE to see a detailed seat map of the restaurant.
 
This event is strictly 18+ with ID required on arrival at the venue.

Please correct the information below.

Select ticket quantity.

Select Sections

AVAILABILITY: HIGH - LOW

Select Tickets

Ages 18+
limit 10 per person
TABLE ONE (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWO (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Standing tickets also available - see Event Info. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE THREE (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Standing tickets also available - see Event Info. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE FOUR (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE SIX (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Standing tickets also available - see Event Info. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TEN (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Standing tickets also available - see Event Info. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWELVE (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. Some guests may find their view slightly restricted.
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE FOURTEEN (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: This table offers bar-style seating that has a restricted view of the stage. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE FIFTEEN (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. Some guests may find their view slightly restricted.
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE SIXTEEN (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. Some guests may find their view slightly restricted.
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE SEVENTEEN (4 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. Some guests may find their view slightly restricted.
Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE EIGHTEEN (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: This table offers bar-style seating that has a restricted view of the stage. Food deposit will be deducted from your bill at the event
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWENTY (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWENTY ONE (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWENTY TWO (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
TABLE TWENTY THREE (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
RESTAURANT BAR ONE (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: This table offers bar-style seating that has a restricted view of the stage. Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
RESTAURANT BAR TWO (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)
RESTAURANT BAR THREE (2 SEATS)
PLEASE NOTE: Food deposit is deducted from your bill on the night. This table offers bar-style seating and may have a restricted view of the stage for some guests.
HIGH SEATS Price Per Seat (Includes £20 food/drink deposit)
£49.31 (£42.50 + £6.81 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)

Delivery Method

eTickets

Terms & Conditions

This event is 18 and over. Any ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 18 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund. • Everyone who comes to the venue must carry a valid form of ID. We only accept passports/national I.Ds and driving licenses.
• Please note that restaurant reservations include a non-refundable deposit of £20 per person, which is redeemed against your bill on the evening.
• Some tables offer bar-style seating whilst some may have a restricted view of the stage for certain guests. Please check the table notes underneath the table number for further info.