Fri Apr 17 2026

7:00 PM - 10:30 PM

Jazz Cafe

5 Parkway Camden Town London NW1 7PG

Jazz Cafe

5 Parkway Camden Town London NW1 7PG

£26.81

Ages 18+

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CLICK HERE for tables in our mezzanine restaurant overlooking the stage.
 
A cult hero of UK hip-hop with a pen as sharp as his humour and a live show that’s earned its reputation the hard way.

Now celebrating 15 years of Constant Dikestar — a modern classic of UK hip-hop and a defining High Focus Records release — Dirty Dike returns with a set built on blunt-force punchlines, brutal honesty and unmistakable charisma.

Expect punchlines that land like bricks, stories that feel uncomfortably real, and a crowd that knows every word.

No half measures. No polite edges. Just pure Dirty Dike: loud, human, hilarious and painfully sharp.
 
CLICK HERE for availability in our restaurant.

STRICTLY 18+ WITH ID. NO U18s ADMITTED

The Jazz Cafe presents
Dirty Dike (Constant Dikestar 15th Anniversary)

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limit 10 per person
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£26.81 (£22.50 + £4.31 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)

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Terms & Conditions

This event is 18 and over. Any ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 18 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund.

• Everyone who comes to the venue must carry a valid form of ID. We only accept passports/national I.Ds and driving licenses.
The Jazz Cafe presents

Dirty Dike (Constant Dikestar 15th Anniversary)

Fri Apr 17 2026 7:00 PM - 10:30 PM

Jazz Cafe London

£26.81 Ages 18+

CLICK HERE for tables in our mezzanine restaurant overlooking the stage.
 
A cult hero of UK hip-hop with a pen as sharp as his humour and a live show that’s earned its reputation the hard way.

Now celebrating 15 years of Constant Dikestar — a modern classic of UK hip-hop and a defining High Focus Records release — Dirty Dike returns with a set built on blunt-force punchlines, brutal honesty and unmistakable charisma.

Expect punchlines that land like bricks, stories that feel uncomfortably real, and a crowd that knows every word.

No half measures. No polite edges. Just pure Dirty Dike: loud, human, hilarious and painfully sharp.
 
CLICK HERE for availability in our restaurant.

STRICTLY 18+ WITH ID. NO U18s ADMITTED

Please correct the information below.

Select ticket quantity.

Select Tickets

Ages 18+
limit 10 per person
Standing
£26.81 (£22.50 + £4.31 Fees, excluding any delivery costs)

Delivery Method

eTickets

Terms & Conditions

This event is 18 and over. Any ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 18 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund. • Everyone who comes to the venue must carry a valid form of ID. We only accept passports/national I.Ds and driving licenses.