ConGraduations all!
You, the hard working *eye roll* souls who have dedicated the finest years of your life to the student life, Swansea and of course Sin City are preparing to spread your wings and fly into adulthood. We wish you all the best of luck and hope life brings all that you desire.
Now, that’s the customary congratulatory spiel over with let’s move to more pressing matters. Yes you’re grown-ups; you will don a cape and a big hat and try not to fall over in front of your peers but once this has been achieved you must reward yourself, right?
Yes! Of course you must and we have just the answer.
Thursday July 24th we will take our turn in honouring you. We have recognised your dedication to the art of partying on a Thursday over the last few years and we feel you deserve the opportunity to do it one more time.
Thursday July 24th we will take our turn in honouring you. We have recognised your dedication to the art of partying on a Thursday over the last few years and we feel you deserve the opportunity to do it one more time.
No bullshit speeches, no sitting still on your best behaviour, no nonsense. It may be the last time you ever get to drunkenly suck on toast while bellowing out "CAUSE I'M MR BRIGHTSIDE" while hanging off the people that have been with you through thick and thin the last few years.
You deserve it, same old drink prices, same old faces and those tunes that will stick with you for the rest of your life. Growing up can wait one more day, surely?
Parents are most cetainly invited... if they're cool.
Parents are most cetainly invited... if they're cool.
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